[She immediately feels a bit "Press X To Doubt" on if this guy really likes to help people, but really she's the last person who should be making judgements on anyone, so.]
Yeah, probably. Well...I guess if they're happy, then it works out? I guess open relationships people just...communicate more and are able to date or whatever with others?
In harems I thinks it's a bunch of people hanging over one person, and not caring about others. Which I guess is the difference?
yeah. he did kinda give me the vibes of the mafia that i met in that casino but he doesn't seem ready to shoot me or anything. he has good taste in movies.
i guess that makes sense???? sort of? but i guess his reactions are a little weird. look.
Good taste in movies counts for something, I guess.
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Huh. That IS a little weird. Does this professor of yours know this daigo guy is seeing other people? If they both know they're free to see other people and are cool with it, it's probably better to not get involved. Just keep an eye on it.
But if your professor doesn't know how many other people this guy is with or whatever, then that's a total asshole move, you know?
i mean, i wouldn't really be mad at mister daigo for lying, but i do want the professor to be happy. you know when you see someone suffer a lot and it's kind of sad?
[ is he talking about a dog or about a human being ]
[She thinks of Yuri and that distant, sorrowful look in her eyes. The kind of face that people wrote sad poems about how vulnerable a grieving girl looked. A bird with a broken wing you felt bad for and wanted to nurse back to health.
Miu heaved a sigh.]
Yeah, I understand. Unfortunately.
Well, do you need me to do anything? Scope this guy out? Want me to seduce him and steal his secrets? Drug him and break into his safe?
Honestly I thought you'd just put your phone down and forgot about it for a while or something.
And what, you think I couldn't pretend to seduce an old man?? The older he is, the more likely it is he's a perv who'd go after cute young girls and I am a VERY cute young girl!
You don't ASK people for secrets, Flat! They're SECRET. You have to force it out of them or SECRETLY get it, SNEAKILY. Don't you know how any of this works??
yes, you are a very cute young girl but that’s WEIRD. he’s still yakuza, you know? he could have a weird kink idk. like…knives. also, i’m a very cute young man too! maybe i should do modeling too.
ANYWAYS it’s easy!!! you just have to do some minor mental suggestion and bam! they’ll say anything! and i can make him forget i was even there!
[ hypnosis. he’s talking about hypnotizing daigo. ]
you are a very cute young man, but you can't do modeling bc if you got more popular than me, we'd be rivals, and then i'd have to kill you.
[She squints at her texts for a moment before she connects the dots there.] Flat do you have crazy hypno-powers or something?? Did you NEVER tell me this?
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[She immediately feels a bit "Press X To Doubt" on if this guy really likes to help people, but really she's the last person who should be making judgements on anyone, so.]
Yeah, probably. Well...I guess if they're happy, then it works out? I guess open relationships people just...communicate more and are able to date or whatever with others?
In harems I thinks it's a bunch of people hanging over one person, and not caring about others. Which I guess is the difference?
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i guess that makes sense???? sort of? but i guess his reactions are a little weird. look.
[ and he will send screenshots of the conversation ]
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[Reading reading]
Huh. That IS a little weird. Does this professor of yours know this daigo guy is seeing other people? If they both know they're free to see other people and are cool with it, it's probably better to not get involved. Just keep an eye on it.
But if your professor doesn't know how many other people this guy is with or whatever, then that's a total asshole move, you know?
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i mean, i wouldn't really be mad at mister daigo for lying, but i do want the professor to be happy. you know when you see someone suffer a lot and it's kind of sad?
[ is he talking about a dog or about a human being ]
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Miu heaved a sigh.]
Yeah, I understand. Unfortunately.
Well, do you need me to do anything? Scope this guy out? Want me to seduce him and steal his secrets? Drug him and break into his safe?
[WHATEVER YOU NEED]
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oops the professor found out i was questioning mister daigo. got into huge trouble and now i have extra self-defense classes @ ~ @
i managed to delete our texts before getting caught though ✨
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And what, you think I couldn't pretend to seduce an old man?? The older he is, the more likely it is he's a perv who'd go after cute young girls and I am a VERY cute young girl!
You don't ASK people for secrets, Flat! They're SECRET. You have to force it out of them or SECRETLY get it, SNEAKILY. Don't you know how any of this works??
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ANYWAYS it’s easy!!! you just have to do some minor mental suggestion and bam! they’ll say anything! and i can make him forget i was even there!
[ hypnosis. he’s talking about hypnotizing daigo. ]
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[She squints at her texts for a moment before she connects the dots there.] Flat do you have crazy hypno-powers or something?? Did you NEVER tell me this?
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oh well, i’m apparently going to help run a video channel with two other friends, so i’ll focus on that! i don’t want to steal your thunder o v o)7
and
wait
i never told you that i do magecraft?
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you probably did. But I didn't think "i can do magic bullshit" would include HYPNOSIS.
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I can also just read this guy's mind? So if hypnosis doesn't work I can always try that?
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NO. I can only do it if I'm touching someone.
[A pause though and then:] Is it food?
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